Sunday, February 8, 2009

And the winner is...The Rug, Frank Mazdorko

Congrats go out to Frank Mazdorko, aka The Rug, for being named the most useless member of the FSN gopher broadcast team! His elite homerism won through. It was a close race between idiots, but the hair piece held on w/ duct tape swayed voters on the west coast where the polls closed the latest.

Doug Woog and Kevin Gorg will have to go home w/ the consolation prize that they are indeed useless, but not as useless as The Rug.

I think Sith Lord Darth Vader sums things up pretty well on the left.

Luckily for me, I will be at the WCHA Final Five this year thus avoiding having my brain cells siphoned by these clowns.