Congrats go out to Frank Mazdorko, aka The Rug, for being named the most useless member of the FSN gopher broadcast team! His elite homerism won through. It was a close race between idiots, but the hair piece held on w/ duct tape swayed voters on the west coast where the polls closed the latest.
Doug Woog and Kevin Gorg will have to go home w/ the consolation prize that they are indeed useless, but not as useless as The Rug.
I think Sith Lord Darth Vader sums things up pretty well on the left.
Luckily for me, I will be at the WCHA Final Five this year thus avoiding having my brain cells siphoned by these clowns.