EoDS's cheers of the day

I cannot be in St. Paul with our beloved Badgers, but for those who are, here are a few cheers and songs to sing that I'll recommend for tonight:



Any cheers that describe how much Ben and Jerry's suck get bonus points.

Vermont's goalie, Rob Madore, is a great big sieve. Be sure to remind him at every passing opportunity. His mother's name is Lisa.

"New Hampshire rejects"

NMU or SCSU themed taunts to follow for tomorrow. Okay, let's be serious, we all know that Jan Brady won't be winning this afternoon. It's just destiny.

And if any annoying gopher fans give you lip (a distinct possibility... you are in St. Paul), sing this to the tune of "Oh My Darling, Clementine":

Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching, Gopher fans?
Are you watching?
Are you watching?
Are you watching, Gopher fans?

Where'd your team go?
I can't find them!
Where'd your team go, Gopher fans?
Are they missing?
Are they golfing?
Where'd your team go, Gopher fans?